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SERVICES

  • Meat 101
    How to select, handle, and prepare various cuts of meat
    2,000 US dollars
  • Small Exotic Feline Taxidermy
    We stuff any pussy under 35 pounds
    20 hr
    Its not cheap
  • Chippendads
    Body Positive All Male Review
    1 hr
    From 3.49 US dollars
  • Strip Club Etiquette
    How to behave, respect the staff, and run the tip rail
    1,800 US dollars
  • Red Coat Maintenance and Self Care
    10 ways to keep the 25 cords per square inch clean
    1 hr
    90 US dollars
  • Storytelling and Lying to Strangers
    You will learn how to make up mediocre at best lies
    3,199 US dollars
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